Content Dynasty

This may seem a little silly (even to myself) but I feel the need to establish a few ground rules. So please bear with me as I try to make this pseudo policy bearable.

As a reader of this blog, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions of Use:

1. The Almighty creator of this blog, Jennifer, heretofore referred to as ‘the Almighty’, wishes you a joyous reading experience and grants you the ability to view content at your discretion, as referred to in policy #6.
2. The Almighty will, in every manner possible, represent the situations she describes in the truest and yet most colorful light possible.
3. You, the reader, recognize that all ideas, notions, and concepts expressed in this blog are the machinations of my own personal and sometimes retarded mind and do not represent the views or interests of the company that I work for or the platform that I blog on.
4. You, the reader, agree to accept everything the Almighty writes to be true unless you believe it to be untrue. If you disagree with the Almighty, you are required under these Terms and Conditions to express your malcontent in the comments portion of this blog or send the Almighty a direct email.
5. You, the reader, acknowledge that the Almighty is a frivolous and sometimes goofy blogger and that she will share photos, videos, and things from her personal life as a means of self-expression. You, the reader, understand that this asset sharing is done so gratuitously with the hopes that you share in the personal joy that she experienced in the asset creation process and point her in the direction of the reader’s asset collection, free of charge.
6. You, the reader, upon arrival to contentdynasty.com, recognize that the Almighty’s openness and freedom of expression is expressly granted under these Terms and Conditions and that they should in no way be taken out of context, misrepresented, or taken personally. If her freedom of expression offends the reader, the Almighty grants the Reader the ability to leave the site at any time at the reader’s sole discretion.
7. You, the reader, assert that you are of an appropriate age to view this content.
8. You, the reader, may encounter blog entries that are password protected and can and should email the Almighty for the password at jvangrove at gmail dot com.

Phew. That’s it. But this is a work in progress. If you feel that I have left anything out please bring these matters to my attention immediately.